Fuck sake I meant your real one, I bet your real answers aren’t even that bad.blackg wrote: ↑5 months agoOkay, some of my all time favorite films:
#1, Jaws 3... in 3D!!! (1983)
It's the one where Jaws, or the son of, follows the Brody family to the Caribbean on their family vacation. Jaws soon starts causing havoc amongst the local population and even bites the leg off of Ellen Brody as she swims the warm blue waters.
He kills a few people as well.
#2, Attack of the Drones (2002)
Classic story telling drama and suitable for all ages but especially popular with males of all ages as it starred Natalie Portman dressed in a sexy tight white action suit.
But the best part? Millions of pre-programmed drones attacking everything in their path. Brilliant!
The story did get a bit complicated towards the end but it didn't matter.
Not with Natalie Portman and then all those drones causing complete chaos!
#3, Hebie Fully Loaded (2005)
This one was a real heart warmer, and if I had kids at the time of this film's release then I would have definitely taken them to see this flick.
I mean, who doesn’t love a story about a cute looking sentient German made car?
Very touching the relationship this car formed with the main protagonist.
Speaking of whom.. this film starred Lindsay Lohan (again good for a heterosexual male audience) and was shot in Southern California, so the cinematography was a standout.
You can't top these films in my eyes and no amount of pretentious dinner party conversations can convince me otherwise.
These are some of the more interesting reviews I’ve seen for some seriously bottom of the barrel films however, certainly better than the films themselves.